Penis Envy... It happens

Throughout history there have been some significant womanizers. Don Juan, Casanova, Lothario, Romeo? Any of these famous men ring a bell? Some of you may be confused why our dear Romeo is in the mix with these scoundrels, but don't be fooled ladies. Before Romeo oh so romantically wooed his ever so famous counterpart Juliet, his heart belonged to another. She goes my the name of Roseline FYI.

That is the such with men...Casanova and Lothario become "the world's greatest lovers"- patrons of the art of seduction. And women you ask? Well... Does anyone know a historically significant woman lover? I'm not talking about famous courtesans or geishas because those are just fancy textbook names for classy hos. Yes I realize that was an oxymoron. 

Women are leads in tragic love stories. Ones that end in death or some sort of virginal sacrifice. Why do we get stuck with tragedies? Why do we not reason with our head, but instead get swayed by our heart? The same head that differentiates sex and love in men. The same head that differentiates what men want and what they need. The same head that differentiates... well everything we as women have yet been able to do. Some of you women are going to go all feminist crazy on me, but IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN. 

Men can't be persuaded like women. A man doesn't suddenly fall in love with a woman he wasn't attracted to before. He doesn't see her radiating personality one day and realize he has loved her all along. Those are fables called chick flicks. Women on the other hand may put up a good fight, but you keep chipping away at the wood and the tree is bound to fall. We're kinda weaksauce that way...

Somebody find me a powerfully sexy heroine sans tragic love story and I will award you 5 brownie points.