Bandaides

Hey KitKats!

As you may recall, I have been fighting an epic feud of Biggie and Tupac proportions awhile back. BUT we both put on our big girl shoes and I am delighted to post that our friendship is on the mend folks. So, in the light of all that is chummy and good, I'm posting a good ol' fashion retraction. That's right- a retraction. You know... Like when TomKat and Brangelina sues Star for all the junx they print??!! Take for example: Katie forced to have a silent delivery with Suri?!! (OMYGAT- you know that TOTALLY happened because Tomisacrazymofo).

Anyways, my super smart and beautiful friend who is NOT a whore might sue my ass for defamation of character or something incredibly celebutante like that. Only crazy people get sued for stuff like that, no? I mean, who the hell knows what "intrusive allegations" are, but I bet you she does and will come get my ass for it!

I could take down my last post, but I'm an asshole and this is my blog. You want to be an asshole and have free range on the things you spit out of your tiny, underdeveloped fingers? Do it on YOUR blog. So while I can't won't lift the post (yes cause I'm an asshole. Dammit! Did we not cover that?), I do offer up a bandaide to my galpal. But one of the big ones. Sorry BB. You are a woman of outstanding sexual morals and are neither Jezebel or hussy, minx or wench, strumpet or harlot, floozy or lady of the night. Ah- you get the point, right?

So there it is people. Let it be written that Emily is an asshole and while she maintains the freedom to rant and rage, her friend X is NOT a wh***. But the last post stands. Okthanksgoodbye.

Simply,

Emily