Facts are Fun
Sometimes I read old posts and they still hold very much true that I like to do a repeat. Here's one from Facebook:
1. I have an unhealthy fear of commitment, but I am all things wedding OBSESSED. Gocco, DIY projects, invitations, wedding dresses, and inspiration boards Oh My!
2. I consider myself an empowered, modern woman, but I'm oddly attracted to being a 1940's housewife. Very leave it to Beaver if you will...
3. I don't have any favorites. Colors, seasons, songs, etc... It's all very situational and circumstantial. I think it goes hand in hand with my unwillingness to commit to anything.
4. Witty, pale, emaciated, and tall asian boys are sexy
5. I'm kind of a label whore, but it's kind of my job so I justify it. I also secretly judge what your wearing. I may look like ass, but my eyes still work.
6. Give me 5 minutes and I can pretty much talk my way out of anything. Reason, logic, and some strategically placed bullshit is like magic.
7. I've lost a lot of shame a long the way, but it's been more fun this way.
8. I left Mr. Right to date a batch of Mr. WHAT WERE U THINKING and will probably always hold him as the standard, but will refuse to go back
9.I Love Love Love watching ultimate cake challenges and ace of cakes
10. I would marry Chandler Bing from Friends
11. I don't ride roller coasters or watch scary movies because paying for fear is stupid
12. I want to return to St.Mark's Square in Venice and re enact the De Beers commercial where a man yells " I LOVE THIS WOMAN " and pops out a ginormous diamond and she whispers " I love this man " except I'd yell " I LOVE THIS DIAMOND! OMG " and bite it to make sure it's real.
13. I kissed the most gorgeous man in Rome and he didn't speak a lick of English, but that's ok cause he spoke sexy and I understood THAT universal language. I consider it my very own Roman Holiday.
14. I'm really nocturnal and find myself very bored at night
15. I want fake boobs, but have a fear that they'll look ridiculous and make me look like a mail order bride
16. I don't like anything artificially grape flavored.
BONUS
17. The thought of going out with younger men have always creeped me out, but as I get older I am finding myself flirting with the thought which creeps me out more. LOL. Yes I'd like to club a baby seal.
18. The word baby freaks me out and makes me want to puke in my mouth a little everytime I hear it. I begin to blush even when it's not directly said to me and I feel the need to gag a bit. I don't find it sweet or endearing.
2. I consider myself an empowered, modern woman, but I'm oddly attracted to being a 1940's housewife. Very leave it to Beaver if you will...
3. I don't have any favorites. Colors, seasons, songs, etc... It's all very situational and circumstantial. I think it goes hand in hand with my unwillingness to commit to anything.
4. Witty, pale, emaciated, and tall asian boys are sexy
5. I'm kind of a label whore, but it's kind of my job so I justify it. I also secretly judge what your wearing. I may look like ass, but my eyes still work.
6. Give me 5 minutes and I can pretty much talk my way out of anything. Reason, logic, and some strategically placed bullshit is like magic.
7. I've lost a lot of shame a long the way, but it's been more fun this way.
8. I left Mr. Right to date a batch of Mr. WHAT WERE U THINKING and will probably always hold him as the standard, but will refuse to go back
9.I Love Love Love watching ultimate cake challenges and ace of cakes
10. I would marry Chandler Bing from Friends
11. I don't ride roller coasters or watch scary movies because paying for fear is stupid
12. I want to return to St.Mark's Square in Venice and re enact the De Beers commercial where a man yells " I LOVE THIS WOMAN " and pops out a ginormous diamond and she whispers " I love this man " except I'd yell " I LOVE THIS DIAMOND! OMG " and bite it to make sure it's real.
13. I kissed the most gorgeous man in Rome and he didn't speak a lick of English, but that's ok cause he spoke sexy and I understood THAT universal language. I consider it my very own Roman Holiday.
14. I'm really nocturnal and find myself very bored at night
15. I want fake boobs, but have a fear that they'll look ridiculous and make me look like a mail order bride
16. I don't like anything artificially grape flavored.
BONUS
17. The thought of going out with younger men have always creeped me out, but as I get older I am finding myself flirting with the thought which creeps me out more. LOL. Yes I'd like to club a baby seal.
18. The word baby freaks me out and makes me want to puke in my mouth a little everytime I hear it. I begin to blush even when it's not directly said to me and I feel the need to gag a bit. I don't find it sweet or endearing.
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